WEBVTT 00:00:00.675 --> 00:00:07.450 We waste a lot of time. 00:00:07.450 --> 00:00:10.390 Life is like a messy jigsaw puzzle with too much room 00:00:10.390 --> 00:00:12.190 between the cracks. 00:00:12.190 --> 00:00:15.190 These are the moments you're actually getting things done. 00:00:15.190 --> 00:00:16.780 And this? 00:00:16.780 --> 00:00:18.400 This is wasted time. 00:00:18.400 --> 00:00:20.200 Which, for the average person, amounts 00:00:20.200 --> 00:00:24.100 to 21.8 hours every week. 00:00:24.100 --> 00:00:25.930 That's equal to a part time job 00:00:25.930 --> 00:00:28.750 or running five whole marathons. 00:00:28.750 --> 00:00:30.640 The good news is, we now have an array 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:34.030 of goods and services designed to optimize our lives 00:00:34.030 --> 00:00:38.170 and squeeze that puzzle into an impermeable, airtight hunk 00:00:38.170 --> 00:00:39.700 of productivity. 00:00:39.700 --> 00:00:46.190 And all it takes is five pretty simple steps. 00:00:46.190 --> 00:00:51.710 Step one, minimize friction, maximize hustle. 00:00:51.710 --> 00:00:53.900 Imagine you wake up in the morning. 00:00:53.900 --> 00:00:58.820 Maybe in real life, you look like this, or this, or this. 00:00:58.820 --> 00:01:01.490 But right now, you're just going to look like this guy. 00:01:01.490 --> 00:01:04.340 You're 5' 10", average build, with a strong preference 00:01:04.340 --> 00:01:08.587 for citrus, and an estimated lifespan of 82. 00:01:08.587 --> 00:01:09.920 Optimizing is going to allow you 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:12.590 to milk as much time out of those 82 years 00:01:12.590 --> 00:01:15.090 as humanly possible. 00:01:15.090 --> 00:01:17.780 So pack your gym bag the night before. 00:01:17.780 --> 00:01:19.970 That way, you can grab it on your way out the door 00:01:19.970 --> 00:01:21.830 without having to think twice or second 00:01:21.830 --> 00:01:23.630 guess your athletic goals. 00:01:23.630 --> 00:01:26.000 Read your daily news briefing on the way to the gym, 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.790 and try to complete a seven minute high intensity workout 00:01:28.790 --> 00:01:31.010 session, which can improve your oxygen 00:01:31.010 --> 00:01:33.920 consumption by up to 9%, allowing 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:36.530 you to be more productive the rest of the day. 00:01:36.530 --> 00:01:39.530 Optimization is about thinking one step ahead. 00:01:39.530 --> 00:01:42.620 If you order your coffee while you're still at the gym, 00:01:42.620 --> 00:01:44.990 you can pick it up on your way to work practically 00:01:44.990 --> 00:01:47.990 without having to stop. 00:01:47.990 --> 00:01:49.640 Seamless. 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:52.490 Now you work for a while. 00:01:52.490 --> 00:01:54.920 In 1930, John Maynard Keynes famously 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:57.170 predicted that, with the advance of technology, 00:01:57.170 --> 00:02:00.110 we would only have to work 15 hours a week to get by. 00:02:00.110 --> 00:02:03.200 Well, Keynes' prediction was completely backward. 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:05.360 Rather than reducing the hours we work, 00:02:05.360 --> 00:02:09.979 we've found a way to increase the work we do every hour. 00:02:09.979 --> 00:02:12.170 Eventually, you leave work and walk for a bit 00:02:12.170 --> 00:02:13.400 to offset the sitting. 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:16.140 But then you need to eat off at the walking. 00:02:16.140 --> 00:02:19.040 Meal subscription services are awesome for this. 00:02:19.040 --> 00:02:21.350 So you can have everything you need for dinner chopped 00:02:21.350 --> 00:02:23.450 and waiting for you by the time you've unpacked 00:02:23.450 --> 00:02:25.130 and repacked your gym bag. 00:02:25.130 --> 00:02:27.982 Read a book while you cook, but not the whole book. 00:02:27.982 --> 00:02:29.690 There are services now that actually just 00:02:29.690 --> 00:02:32.120 give you the short version of the book. 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:35.630 Same info, way less time. 00:02:35.630 --> 00:02:37.220 With all these time saving devices, 00:02:37.220 --> 00:02:40.010 you're now able to go to bed way ahead of schedule. 00:02:40.010 --> 00:02:42.020 And with polyphasic sleeping, you 00:02:42.020 --> 00:02:44.810 can stop spending so much damn time unconscious, 00:02:44.810 --> 00:02:47.150 and therefore unproductive. 00:02:47.150 --> 00:02:51.177 Step two, iterate. 00:02:51.177 --> 00:02:52.760 The next morning, you're up five hours 00:02:52.760 --> 00:02:54.260 ahead of time and feeling great. 00:02:54.260 --> 00:02:59.432 But you know you could be feeling better. 00:02:59.432 --> 00:03:01.140 At the gym, check your emails on the bike 00:03:01.140 --> 00:03:02.515 while drinking a meal replacement 00:03:02.515 --> 00:03:04.470 shake with an added shot of MCT oil 00:03:04.470 --> 00:03:06.540 to stabilize the glucose in your bloodstream 00:03:06.540 --> 00:03:09.360 and prevent you from getting hungry until dinner or maybe 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:12.980 ever again. 00:03:12.980 --> 00:03:15.950 You're saving time and feeling great. 00:03:15.950 --> 00:03:18.420 And when you save time and feel great, 00:03:18.420 --> 00:03:20.510 you're going to have more time and energy 00:03:20.510 --> 00:03:24.075 to plan out how to save more time and feel even better. 00:03:24.075 --> 00:03:26.450 You leave work perfectly timed with the ride share you've 00:03:26.450 --> 00:03:29.295 prearranged, allowing you to complete a Duolingo Mandarin 00:03:29.295 --> 00:03:29.795 course. 00:03:29.795 --> 00:03:33.710 [SPEAKING MANDARIN] 00:03:33.710 --> 00:03:35.990 You're home wildly ahead of schedule and meal 00:03:35.990 --> 00:03:38.750 prepping next week's morning shakes while Alexa reads off 00:03:38.750 --> 00:03:40.280 your 23andMe results. 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:42.860 You're hoping to reveal your suspected Viking chieftain 00:03:42.860 --> 00:03:45.200 routes, but instead discover your relation 00:03:45.200 --> 00:03:47.370 to a lineage of Irish mill workers, 00:03:47.370 --> 00:03:50.377 so should therefore be adding flaxseed instead of coconut 00:03:50.377 --> 00:03:52.460 oil, which you never would have known about if you 00:03:52.460 --> 00:03:58.710 hadn't listened to that bio hacking podcast last night. 00:03:58.710 --> 00:04:02.310 In your dreams, you descend into a deep, fiery cave 00:04:02.310 --> 00:04:04.200 that looks kind of like your gym, 00:04:04.200 --> 00:04:06.450 except inside a volcano, visited 00:04:06.450 --> 00:04:09.520 by conjurings of all the people doing more than you. 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:10.520 Oh, look. 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:13.530 It's Elon Musk and Kathy from work, who's already finished 00:04:13.530 --> 00:04:15.510 Obama's 2020 reading list. 00:04:15.510 --> 00:04:17.670 And Victor something, who you haven't 00:04:17.670 --> 00:04:20.820 talked to since high school, but apparently has a tech 00:04:20.820 --> 00:04:25.570 startup and a six pack. 00:04:25.570 --> 00:04:27.990 Wake up in a cold sweat ready to take your day 00:04:27.990 --> 00:04:30.420 to the next level with step three, which 00:04:30.420 --> 00:04:33.160 is to skip step three. 00:04:33.160 --> 00:04:37.900 Step four, accelerate. 00:04:37.900 --> 00:04:39.370 Fast forward a month. 00:04:39.370 --> 00:04:41.775 You have optimized your life so efficiently 00:04:41.775 --> 00:04:43.150 that you're now able to live five 00:04:43.150 --> 00:04:44.470 whole days in the time it takes 00:04:44.470 --> 00:04:46.400 most people to live just one. 00:04:46.400 --> 00:04:49.090 With a quick calculation, you realize that your previously 00:04:49.090 --> 00:04:51.610 predicted 82 year lifespan, combined 00:04:51.610 --> 00:04:53.770 with your current rate of productivity, 00:04:53.770 --> 00:04:56.980 minus the 34 years you lived before you learned how 00:04:56.980 --> 00:05:01.300 to optimize actually comes out to a whopping 240 00:05:01.300 --> 00:05:04.060 productive years of life for you. 00:05:04.060 --> 00:05:05.560 And the new pressure cooker you just 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:08.600 got that's programmable from your phone 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:10.600 will push that to 265. 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:14.230 Hashtag worth it. 00:05:14.230 --> 00:05:20.370 Step five, eventually, you die. 00:05:20.370 --> 00:05:23.070 You win the international award for most lives 00:05:23.070 --> 00:05:24.990 lived in one life. 00:05:24.990 --> 00:05:29.160 No one knows quite what it was you did with all that time. 00:05:29.160 --> 00:05:36.690 All they know is you sure didn't waste it, right? 00:05:36.690 --> 00:05:39.740 [MUSIC PLAYING]